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This Guy REALLY Wants A Cheeseburger.

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I’m just guessing here, but I think this hillbilly might want a cheeseburger? If there’s any lesson to learn from this, it would be to feed your cheeseburger addiction before you turn into an angry, douchey redneck prick. Note: wait for the hilarious amateur wrestling match to break out around 1m55s (NSFW language and great white crack).

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  • http://twitter.com/funsebus/status/11333349037 Funs Ebus

    ik wil ook een cheeseburger http://scrw.us/37e

  • constance ann

    A.) Dude obviously does -not- need this cheeseburger
    B.) Of course he’s wearing a tapout shirt. Tapout= douchebagary.
    C.) How are you going to wear a tapout shirt and lose to a dude half your size?
    Ugh….

  • Raul

    Lol, I’d be angry if I didn’t get my Whataburger too but this guys just sad.

  • Eric

    The skinny guy definitely had some training. Double leg takedown and then got side control instantly and had him in a kimura. Then totally reversed him when the guy jumped on his back. The turbo douche had no chance.

    • eric’s a homo

      sick eric…….

      • Bunbo

        cool story bro

        • yourmother

          i think he wants to tell it again.

  • dude

    how does any of this make this guy a redneck? just wondering…he is a dumb ass that gets pwned though…funny stuff

  • http://twitter.com/sircelli/status/11386061086 Patrick Circelli
  • mrsleep

    1) He’s white
    2) He’s a douche
    3) He’s drunk
    4) He gets his ass kicked
    Yeah, that pretty much makes him a redneck

    The best is the irony that the guy with the Tapout shirt gets owned with some actual MMA skills

  • http://twitter.com/markbernachea/status/11390533359 Mark Bernachea

    I Can Haz Cheezeburger? http://bit.ly/bT4IgN

  • steve

    i tend to avoid conflict when im freeballin with athletic shorts on.

    • Mitch

      hahaha definitely a bad choice.

  • HAHAHA

    its also aweosme at like 2:34 or something when u clearly here the employee STILL CALLING OUT ORDERS!!!! workin as if there’s not a brawl broken out right in front of them!!

    • Kyo

      Man I guess at that point they’re like “meh- let the douche get put in a damn sleeper hold- I NEED THREE WHATABURGERS WITH CHEESE!!!”

  • http://twitter.com/cellyd/status/11399508015 Celene

    wow. RT @Briellellelley: RT @dailyshite This Guy REALLY Wants A Cheeseburger. http://scrw.us/37e

  • c1f3r

    this is not hilarious or funny. it’s just sad

  • http://twitter.com/pastapaistey/status/11401125679 pastora guardado

    Currently Browsing: http://is.gd/b95mE I guess he REALLY wanted a cheeseburger. :P

  • So Fail

    This dude is such a FAIL.

  • sukka

    um… am i the only one who noticed the thong on the redneck?

  • Oh man

    That’s truly funny. I love how the idiot gets pinned by some hippy looking dude. I’d have busted his fat jaw though just to make him shut up.

  • HillyBilly

    The hippy guy is trained in Jujitsu folks!

  • Liz

    Just because he is white, drunk, a douche, and gets his ass kicked doesn’t mean he is a Redneck. You just described half the homeless population in Philadelphia

    • http://pauloflaherty.com Paul

      Trying to determine which is worse, you giving out about somebody calling him a redneck or calling half the homeless population of Philadelphia douches.

    • http://sucktackular.com Sucktackular

      You also just described ALL of New Jersey. Burn.

    • Greg

      Half of the homeless in Phili are rednecks.

      • http://sucktackular.com Sucktackular

        If you can’t even spell “Philly” or “Philadelphia”, I highly doubt you’re qualified to speak about it.

  • http://sucktackular.com Sucktackular

    The point of this isn’t to argue what is or isn’t a redneck. The point is to laugh at the expense of others.

  • G

    By Mrsleep’s logic, 90% of frat guys are rednecks…

    • not-a-hipster

      90%of frat boys are rednecks. Rednecks with money and a few date rape accusations, but rednecks they be.
      Btw How great is it that the skinny dude is in enough control of big boy to ask “are you done” while holding him with one arm

  • TPB

    Put your pants back on, Randy.

  • Anon

    Dude, he’s got a New York accent and he’s a wigger. That does not equal redneck.

    Also, yeah that was funny.

    • Anon2

      “New York” accent? Are you retarded? I bet you think the Eiffel Tower is in California.

  • http://twitter.com/witwo/status/11497098831 Fantoche sin batería

    él sólo quiere una hamburguesa de queso.. jaja http://bit.ly/denqaA

  • almus

    That skinny bearded dude is my fucking hero. Are you done? Are you done?

    He clearly realized that doughy retard had no chance. Nice guy. Most people I know who can actually pull off wrestling moves in a situation like that would have sent that dude to the hospital.

  • tpb fangirl

    TPB made me lol, he is JUST like Randy, gut and all!! He even takes his pants off when he fights. Well in this case I guess they were taken off by force, still, the likeness is striking XD

    Julian: You’re not prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again, are ya Randy?
    Randy: Man’s gotta eat, Julian.

  • Blackwingbear

    This is exactly why meth is illegal.. Stupid fucking tweaker.

  • http://twitter.com/mrsteevie/status/11511653181 Paulo Garcia

    RT @dailyshite This Guy REALLY Wants A Cheeseburger. http://scrw.us/37e

  • AnnieNonomuz

    USA! USA! USA!

  • spooks

    tweekers dont eat! :)

  • Mello Kitty

    COME GET SOME

    I HAVE SOME!

  • http://twitter.com/countessmortism/status/11512864066 Claudia Anderson

    RT @dailyshite This Guy REALLY Wants A Cheeseburger. http://scrw.us/37e

  • http://twitter.com/rookiesims/status/11513217136 rookiesims
  • http://www.peopleoncampus.com DevonButler

    grow the hell up

  • http://twitter.com/c0dem0nk3y/status/11523234180 Nick Smith
  • http://twitter.com/o_badger/status/11527613410 Paul Jones

    RT @dailyshite This Guy REALLY Wants A Cheeseburger. http://scrw.us/37e this video is hilarious. watch it now!!

  • Chris Heljak

    A) This is hilarious.
    B) That skinny guy fuckin pwns.

  • L00fah

    @Morons: He’s a red neck because he’s a douche bag-moron with a southern accent. Is that not what a Red neck is??

    Also, that was a perfect example of “owned”

  • Green Shirt

    I like how he was looking past all of the BLACK dudes when he was like i will whoop your ass!

    And he’s a redneck b/c he said Whoop, and Boy!

  • Bill

    “Are you done fighting?” Let me know when you are done and I will let you up LOL.

  • Adam

    hahaha!!!!!

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  • drawkward

    I love his fighting tactic. Pull down your oponents pants before engaging. I’m going to remember that one.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_K4LRQIU25KD72NRILFNHRM54TA Adrian

    Of course this would be in Texas. That’s a Whataburger.

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