Every Facebook Political Argument You’ve Ever Seen…

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He couldn’t have said it any better. That current event totally pissed me off.

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  1. Nikki April 5, 2010 at 8:35 am - Reply

    That is so accurate!!! I think when involved, I’m that annoying “peacemaker.” LOL!

  2. Aleks Suess April 5, 2010 at 10:53 am - Reply

    A few Buzz arguments, too. :P Every Facebook Political Argument You’ve Ever Seen… | Daily Shite http://goo.gl/UBID

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  4. Nick April 5, 2010 at 6:24 pm - Reply

    I’m usually the troublemaker I guess. I have a knack for saying things just to get a ruse out of somebody. (i.e. “Betchya cant prove God exists”)

    • Joel July 16, 2013 at 8:58 pm - Reply

      I think you meant “rise,” not “ruse.”

      • Christopher March 12, 2014 at 9:07 am - Reply

        um well now we know which one YOU are, Joel! (“you misspelled a word”-guy)

  5. Mandi Mayes™ April 5, 2010 at 10:43 pm - Reply

    @Goldm00n NICE! http://su.pr/2xthWc That just pretty much says it ALL! Only someone forgot to mention transvestites and cat overpopulation!

  6. CB August 17, 2010 at 4:53 pm - Reply

    Totally the Bait Taker today. And yes, I regret getting sucked in.

  7. Michael Fieldman June 28, 2012 at 4:47 pm - Reply

    this is hilarious!

  8. Anthony McCoy June 28, 2012 at 11:35 pm - Reply


  9. Chaviva Elianah Galatz July 5, 2012 at 5:40 pm - Reply

    The only thing missing is some kind of Holocaust or Nazi comment.

  10. Arthur Lee Wilson July 6, 2012 at 12:13 am - Reply

    And Godwin’s Law finally rears it’s head.

  11. eric July 6, 2012 at 12:21 am - Reply

    The post is missing Godwin law and should end not with a gay slur but a comparison of one’s opponent to Hitler or the Nazis.

    • Jus'me May 7, 2013 at 10:05 pm - Reply

      How about “Gay slur, along with an assumption of being Hitler’s secret manlover”?

  12. Cody August 21, 2012 at 4:26 pm - Reply

    Look up those ppl and flag them for fake FB accounts, haha!

  13. austin August 21, 2012 at 10:53 pm - Reply

    Plus some horrible comment about your religion/political beliefs that ends up with a bunch of “unfriends!”

  14. Marcia Everett April 23, 2013 at 3:12 pm - Reply

    Tell you what I think? I think you’re ruining a good thing by shining a light on it, now stop mucking up the muckiworks LOL!!! ANd get back to armchair activism!!!

  15. Christopher Hartly Holte April 23, 2013 at 6:49 pm - Reply

    Forgot the Hitler reference

  16. pav April 24, 2013 at 6:40 am - Reply

    What about the guy who “fact checks”every word of every post with obscure websites then leaves nebulous comments confounding the literate?

  17. Kimberley Eason-sims April 24, 2013 at 10:41 am - Reply

    So funny and true! I’m pretty sure I’m the thoughtful one. Have a good day everybody! :-D

  18. Linda April 24, 2013 at 11:13 am - Reply

    One more…”I don’t want to see negative stuff on FB. I come here to see what my friends ate for lunch today and who should win American Idol. I don’t want to see political discussions or recipes (everybody knows that recipes are only to be shared on Pinterest!). So cut it out! You can only talk about the subjects I choose!” Sincerely, Head in the Sand, alias, Taking Control

  19. Will Pitkin April 24, 2013 at 4:44 pm - Reply

    Where’s the comment about using “it’s” for “its,” which will be referred to as an error in grammar?

  20. kerryd April 24, 2013 at 6:59 pm - Reply

    This is completely opposite of what I believe in and I want you to remove all content from this page as I can not simply ignore it and go anywhere else. I will emospergpost until you comply with my demands and when I get upset that your logical arguments get more likes than my unintelligent rage posts full of spelling errors and grammatical mistakes, I will resort to using profanities and then report you to FB and get you shut down !

  21. Jeff April 24, 2013 at 10:55 pm - Reply

    On the other hand, for most people, who we collectively put in political power has a bigger impact on our income than what college we go to, what career we chose (within a range), or how smart we are.

    I imagine that people didn’t tell Thomas Paine to shut up with all the political arguments back in his day.

  22. evewc18 April 25, 2013 at 4:09 am - Reply

    I’m a repenting Bait-taker. Thank you for this indirect intervention.

  23. Greg April 25, 2013 at 5:10 am - Reply

    And, there must always be some reference to Hitler in these comments.

  24. John Carollo April 25, 2013 at 8:43 am - Reply


  25. Laurie Whelan April 25, 2013 at 11:45 am - Reply

    I might add that all though I have not read all the comments, I did notice this is not just about political posts but every controversial face book post and comments I have ever read. I am guilty of a bit of some myself actually. Thanks for the laugh.

  26. Mike April 25, 2013 at 3:58 pm - Reply

    Forgot to start it off by saying, “I usually never post stuff like this, but you all know it’s crap and I post this every other day…”

  27. jonny phoo April 26, 2013 at 10:19 am - Reply

    there is allways the classic version

  28. Michael Greenstein April 26, 2013 at 11:21 am - Reply

    They forgot:
    THE HONEYBEE: Hi, I didn’t bother reading any of your comments. I just want to say something shallow about the original post and then I’m on to the next thing. Cheers!

  29. Dixon Diaz April 27, 2013 at 1:53 pm - Reply

    Whoever wrote this is so awesome that I want to have sex with her. And I say “her” because, we’ll, I hope it’s a woman.

  30. Craig Fox April 28, 2013 at 10:16 pm - Reply

    They forgot:
    The Axe grinder. This is all the fault of the person or group who I have come to despise and who may or may not have anything at all to do with the current event. If things are bad it is all because of this person or group. If things are good it is in spite of this person or group. And just imagine how much better things would be if we could just get rid of this person or group.

  31. Bruno Cunha April 29, 2013 at 8:37 am - Reply

    Perfectly accurate! hahhahahahah

  32. teresapet May 4, 2013 at 12:26 am - Reply

    And the Travel Agent — “If you don’t like what my side says/does/believes, you can just leave the country!”

    • sr May 7, 2013 at 7:51 am - Reply

      awesome – the “travel agent” – too funny!

  33. Alex May 5, 2013 at 1:37 pm - Reply

    One detail you missed: the after snarking on a previous poster’s spelling, the Lazy Activist in most real Facebook political arguments of this pattern would have then misspelled “moron” as “maroon.”

  34. TC May 5, 2013 at 8:07 pm - Reply

    Excellent! – There’s also ‘Clueless’ –
    “Oh, hi Troublemaker! We haven’t talked in a while so I’ll interrupt this conversation to ask you about something that has nothing to do with it and go on and on about something we should do sometime thereby making me sound as if I am a completely rude and clueless moron who is insensitive to everyone’s feelings and haven’t even bothered to read anyone’s comments and waste everyone’s time with me redirecting this to what I want to talk about and go on and on…”

  35. Jerome Stephens May 6, 2013 at 3:00 pm - Reply

    Interesting and humorous, but not quite accurate. they stuckto the point, and didn’t go off on wild “straw man fallacy” tangents.

  36. Dan North May 7, 2013 at 4:13 am - Reply

    I’m a total Bait-Taker and I find this article hopelessly inaccurate because…

    Oops, there I go again.

  37. J David Dacus May 7, 2013 at 12:22 pm - Reply

    You forgot: Obama is a Kenyan Nazi Socialist out to take our guns!

  38. Jeannie Reed May 8, 2013 at 7:16 am - Reply

    I have my own blog which I want everyone to know about so I’m going to slip the link to it in here
    after I comment on whatever you’re talking about to make it look like I really care about this post.

  39. derb523622013 May 8, 2013 at 10:37 am - Reply

    Hilarious…and sad…..and oh so true!

  40. Doug Reade May 8, 2013 at 9:45 pm - Reply

    Nobody mentioned the word ‘sheeple’. So I will call everybody whose arguments I don’t like a sheeple, and then keep using the word because it wasn’t used enough before. And you sheeple know who you are.

  41. Lak July 17, 2013 at 8:53 am - Reply

    What about the obligatory troll whose post randomly sticks out on how to make $200 an hour working from home with no investment?

  42. Marisa September 25, 2013 at 10:38 am - Reply

    Also – we forgot the inevitable mention of Hitler. Godwin’s law always comes into play after 10+ comments…

  43. C. Bauserman February 24, 2014 at 9:44 pm - Reply

    Not accurate. Would cycle on for five more times before everyone agrees to let it the heck go. Would last three days straight… Thoughtful one would intervene about seven or eight times to try and put this sucker to bed. Would fail every time.

  44. synsei March 10, 2014 at 9:08 pm - Reply


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