The Gummy Bear Chandelier: Pigments of our Imagination?

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What no one knows about the Easter Bunny is this: when he comes home from a hard day of tricking children by hiding eggs and candy (he secretly hates children, if it’s not obvious), he blows off steam hosting an epic Easter Bunny Rave.  Techno beats, a glowing rainbow disco ball chandelier made completely of gummy bears, lots of water, maybe some nitrous oxide (for balloons!) – it’s a hipster bunny’s paradise.

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!  We don’t need no water, let the…oh, shit.   Yes we do.  The roof, it actually is on fire.

Every night is New Years' Eve in your living room, only no Ryan Seacrest!

The sad thing is, I would eat my way through a mountain of charred Gummi Bear goo.  Don’t judge.

45 Comments »

  1. Half Assed Kitchen April 4, 2010 at 1:35 pm - Reply

    If only they were melty chocolate bunnies. Then I could get excited.

    • Anastacia April 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm - Reply

      But then it would be sort of reminiscent of Carrie, only chocolate instead of blood and minus the horrible teenagers.

      • Anastacia April 4, 2010 at 1:50 pm - Reply

        Actually, then it wouldn’t really be much like Carrie, then. STILL.

  2. girlvaughn April 4, 2010 at 1:51 pm - Reply

    I hope by now everyone knows the Easter Bunny is pure evil, but he does provide seriously dope chocolate and I would pay huge cashmoney to go to his rave. Especially if I could eat that chandelier. But only the white ones.

    • Anastacia April 4, 2010 at 1:54 pm - Reply

      I would SO go to the Easter Bunny’s rave. In an accelerated heartbeat. I wonder if the Trix Bunny would be there.

      Oh my gosh. Thinking about this makes me warm and tingly.

  3. Lindsay April 4, 2010 at 2:04 pm - Reply

    Is it bad that I want to go to this party?

    GUMMI BEAR DELITE!

    • Anastacia April 4, 2010 at 5:24 pm - Reply

      I’m already thinking of the playlist. W00t! Ain’t no party like a Easter Bunny Gummi Bear Raver party!

      Biggie would’ve approved. You know he would have.

      *drops a gummi bear on the floor for our man who isn’t here anymore*

  4. The Whistling Zombie April 4, 2010 at 2:05 pm - Reply

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    • Anastacia April 4, 2010 at 5:25 pm - Reply

      Seconded.

  5. Aidan Morgan April 4, 2010 at 2:06 pm - Reply

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    • Anastacia April 4, 2010 at 5:25 pm - Reply

      Thanks for the RT! :)

  6. jenB April 4, 2010 at 2:08 pm - Reply

    My husband just said yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    I think it’s pretty

    • Anastacia April 4, 2010 at 5:26 pm - Reply

      It really is. I am daydreaming about the photos that would come from this lighting.

  7. palinode April 4, 2010 at 2:10 pm - Reply

    And then there’s the insane Easter Bunny orgy following the rave, when everyone is jacked up on so much chocolate that neurotransmitters are flying through the air and converting the crowd into one ecstatic animal.

    • Anastacia April 4, 2010 at 5:28 pm - Reply

      Hey, will you be there next Friday? I didn’t even know you were in the group! Me too! It’s the masks, I think, and the bunny ears. Makes it hard to tell who’s who in the Easter Bunny Orgy Raver Fucktackular.

  8. Annika April 4, 2010 at 2:27 pm - Reply

    Oh. Yeah. Baby.

    • Anastacia April 4, 2010 at 5:35 pm - Reply

      Don’t even think for one second I’ll share with you. MINE. ;)

  9. Thinking Too Hard April 4, 2010 at 2:29 pm - Reply

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    • Anastacia April 4, 2010 at 5:35 pm - Reply

      Thanks for the RT!

  10. Suebob April 4, 2010 at 3:08 pm - Reply

    Wow…that is literally too much!

    • Anastacia April 4, 2010 at 5:36 pm - Reply

      Wilfred Brimley is rolling around in his grave – so much diabeetus red flags in this big ball.

      Wait. Is The Brim even dead yet?

  11. barb sobel April 4, 2010 at 4:58 pm - Reply

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  12. Barb Sobel April 4, 2010 at 4:58 pm - Reply

    awesome find!

    • Anastacia April 4, 2010 at 5:37 pm - Reply

      Thanks, Barb, and thanks for the RT! I’m seriously contemplating ordering one.

  13. Sara April 4, 2010 at 5:39 pm - Reply

    That seriously looks amazing, but I admit being somewhat partial to gummy worms, especially the sour ones.

    • Anastacia April 4, 2010 at 5:54 pm - Reply

      HOW MUCH WOULD THAT ROCK? That’d be the über fancy version, the one that people with big houses would put in their chandelier window above their front door.

      Plus it’d be great exercise jumping up and down with your mouth open trying to catch a dangler.

  14. Anastacia Campbell April 4, 2010 at 5:46 pm - Reply

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  15. Jason April 4, 2010 at 5:52 pm - Reply

    LOL! I think I want an invite to this gooey party! (I think an 80s “Sweeeet!” wouldn’t be remiss either!)

    • Anastacia April 4, 2010 at 6:01 pm - Reply

      There’s a velvet rope, but tell the bouncer the password and you’re in.

      Password: “Ken sent me.”

  16. Jason Hughes April 4, 2010 at 5:54 pm - Reply

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  17. Molly Cool April 4, 2010 at 7:07 pm - Reply

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  18. kris April 4, 2010 at 8:33 pm - Reply

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  19. kris April 4, 2010 at 9:06 pm - Reply

    Um. THE BRIM IS ALIIIIIIIIVE.

    This gummy orb reminds me of one of my outfits from the 80s. Which I may now have to wear to work tomorrow.

  20. Jenny, Crash Test Mommy April 4, 2010 at 9:37 pm - Reply

    If this chandelier was covered in Zappin’ Apple Sour Punch Straws I would be SO. IN.

  21. Jenny Motley April 4, 2010 at 9:39 pm - Reply

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  22. Ursula April 4, 2010 at 9:52 pm - Reply

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  23. ozma April 4, 2010 at 11:59 pm - Reply

    Gummy Bears seem like those kind of foods that, when exposed to air, become rock like and permanent. That’s a good thing in a chandelier!

    Did you make that by the way? If so, very impressive. If not, I see possibilities. Whole lighting sets. Furniture! Candy Corn lamps.

  24. Elly Lou April 5, 2010 at 7:15 am - Reply

    I can’t help but think the bears would be extra tasty all warm and gooey from the light. Bring on the sugar coma!

  25. Laurie White April 5, 2010 at 11:29 am - Reply

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  26. TwoBusy April 5, 2010 at 11:32 am - Reply

    I’ve never wanted to eat a light fixture before.

    Guess there’s a first time for everything.

  27. colleen q.g. April 5, 2010 at 11:46 am - Reply

    Epic Gummy Bear Chandelier! http://bit.ly/b9D0DI @dailyshite @jurgen_nation

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  29. benjamin barnes April 5, 2010 at 11:49 am - Reply

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  30. Eleanor Rigby April 5, 2010 at 11:50 am - Reply

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