What no one knows about the Easter Bunny is this: when he comes home from a hard day of tricking children by hiding eggs and candy (he secretly hates children, if it’s not obvious), he blows off steam hosting an epic Easter Bunny Rave. Techno beats, a glowing rainbow disco ball chandelier made completely of gummy bears, lots of water, maybe some nitrous oxide (for balloons!) – it’s a hipster bunny’s paradise.
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! We don’t need no water, let the…oh, shit. Yes we do. The roof, it actually is on fire.
Every night is New Years' Eve in your living room, only no Ryan Seacrest!
The sad thing is, I would eat my way through a mountain of charred Gummi Bear goo. Don’t judge.
If only they were melty chocolate bunnies. Then I could get excited.
But then it would be sort of reminiscent of Carrie, only chocolate instead of blood and minus the horrible teenagers.
Actually, then it wouldn’t really be much like Carrie, then. STILL.
I hope by now everyone knows the Easter Bunny is pure evil, but he does provide seriously dope chocolate and I would pay huge cashmoney to go to his rave. Especially if I could eat that chandelier. But only the white ones.
I would SO go to the Easter Bunny’s rave. In an accelerated heartbeat. I wonder if the Trix Bunny would be there.
Oh my gosh. Thinking about this makes me warm and tingly.
Is it bad that I want to go to this party?
GUMMI BEAR DELITE!
I’m already thinking of the playlist. W00t! Ain’t no party like a Easter Bunny Gummi Bear Raver party!
Biggie would’ve approved. You know he would have.
*drops a gummi bear on the floor for our man who isn’t here anymore*
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Seconded.
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My husband just said yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I think it’s pretty
It really is. I am daydreaming about the photos that would come from this lighting.
And then there’s the insane Easter Bunny orgy following the rave, when everyone is jacked up on so much chocolate that neurotransmitters are flying through the air and converting the crowd into one ecstatic animal.
Hey, will you be there next Friday? I didn’t even know you were in the group! Me too! It’s the masks, I think, and the bunny ears. Makes it hard to tell who’s who in the Easter Bunny Orgy Raver Fucktackular.
Oh. Yeah. Baby.
Don’t even think for one second I’ll share with you. MINE.
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Wow…that is literally too much!
Wilfred Brimley is rolling around in his grave – so much diabeetus red flags in this big ball.
Wait. Is The Brim even dead yet?
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awesome find!
Thanks, Barb, and thanks for the RT! I’m seriously contemplating ordering one.
That seriously looks amazing, but I admit being somewhat partial to gummy worms, especially the sour ones.
HOW MUCH WOULD THAT ROCK? That’d be the über fancy version, the one that people with big houses would put in their chandelier window above their front door.
Plus it’d be great exercise jumping up and down with your mouth open trying to catch a dangler.
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http://urlybits.com/2010/04/the-gummy-bear-chandelier-pigments-of-our-imagination/ I want one!
LOL! I think I want an invite to this gooey party! (I think an 80s “Sweeeet!” wouldn’t be remiss either!)
There’s a velvet rope, but tell the bouncer the password and you’re in.
Password: “Ken sent me.”
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Um. THE BRIM IS ALIIIIIIIIVE.
This gummy orb reminds me of one of my outfits from the 80s. Which I may now have to wear to work tomorrow.
If this chandelier was covered in Zappin’ Apple Sour Punch Straws I would be SO. IN.
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Gummy Bears seem like those kind of foods that, when exposed to air, become rock like and permanent. That’s a good thing in a chandelier!
Did you make that by the way? If so, very impressive. If not, I see possibilities. Whole lighting sets. Furniture! Candy Corn lamps.
I can’t help but think the bears would be extra tasty all warm and gooey from the light. Bring on the sugar coma!
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I’ve never wanted to eat a light fixture before.
Guess there’s a first time for everything.
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