What Not To Do When You’re Mad.

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After Argument With Wife, Drunk Man Shoots Out Neighbor’s Window, Shoots/Kills Dog, Passes Out While Burying It.

CLEARWATER, Fla. (via 97 WFLA) - Police, while responding to reports of gunshots, found a dead dog and a passed out owner in a Clearwater backyard. When the cops showed up they found 47 year-old Yuriy Solovyev face down in the grass.

What can you learn from this?

  • If you’re very angry, don’t drink.
  • If you do drink, don’t pick up a gun.
  • If you do pick up a gun, don’t shoot out your neighbor’s window.
  • If you do shoot out your neighbor’s window, don’t kill your dog.
  • If you kill your dog, you better make damn sure you stay conscious long enough to get away.

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  1. Sucktackular April 2, 2010 at 1:08 am - Reply

    What Not To Do When You’re Mad. http://bit.ly/b74vsL (via @DailyShite)

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