Who’s On Your Zombie Apocalypse Team

Paul O'Flaherty 10

The key to surviving the zombie apocalypse may well be the people you surround yourself with as they may posses many skills that you need but don’t have the time to learn right now, and may just happen to be kick-ass zombie killing machines.

Use this chart to figure out who’s going to be on your team, and post your zombie-slaying group in the comments.

I’m teamed up with everybody’s favorite serial killer, Dexter Morgan, Lebron James and Half-Life’s Gordon Freeman. Let’s be honest, I would have been safe with just Gordon Freeman.

Zombie Apocalypse Team


  1. Timmy Harlequin May 15, 2012 at 8:27 pm - Reply

    I have Walter White, Mitt Romney and Darth Vader…. I think Vader with solve the problem of Romney being in the group, but I suspect he may not react well with the Meth Walter will undoubtedly cook up. At any rate, I shan’t be bored!

  2. Matt May 15, 2012 at 9:12 pm - Reply

     I have cal lightman, Lebron james (I’m in Cleveland, come on!), and  Harry Potter. Suffice to say, I’m hosed.

  3. Charlotte Brown May 15, 2012 at 9:33 pm - Reply

    Jack Bauer, Stephen Colbert and Gordon Freeman. If not for Gordon, I think my chances would be slim to none.

  4. Amelia Rose May 15, 2012 at 9:40 pm - Reply

    i have gregory house, chuck norris and darth vader, i may just make it!!!

  5. Sandy Rivers May 16, 2012 at 2:15 am - Reply

    Shit, I’m so going to die… All Iron Man will do is chase after River Tamworth and Scarlet Johansson and leave me to do the fighting

  6. Brian Wright May 16, 2012 at 7:25 am - Reply

    Ari Gold, Gordon Freeman and Louis CK. Plenty of laughs while Gordon takes care of the zombies.

  7. Inkgigolo May 16, 2012 at 7:57 am - Reply

    River Tam. Darth Vader. Dave Grohl. River will be kicking heads off as Darth levitates the beasties. All the while, I’ll be kicking back and rockin it with Dave. Bring on the Apocalypse.

  8. Eatzcorn May 17, 2012 at 5:11 pm - Reply

    Walter white, Jackie Chan and Darth vader. winning

  9. Aden12131 June 14, 2012 at 7:13 pm - Reply

    Ari Gold, Batman, Dave Grohl

  10. Aden12131 June 14, 2012 at 7:18 pm - Reply

    Ari Gold, Batman, Dave Grohl
    and my little brother’s is Nancy Botwin, Harry Potter, Will Smith
    and my sister’s is Walter White, Batman, Dave Grohl

  11. Nicole June 18, 2014 at 11:43 am - Reply

    I have jack Bauer,mike Tyson, and batman …….batman awesome……..team ok

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