How does this even exist? Who thinks: “I must hang myself, but the rope must be all pretty and sparkly or it just won’t happen!’?

How does this even exist? Who thinks: “I must hang myself, but the rope must be all pretty and sparkly or it just won’t happen!’?

Bella Swan? Because at least with this she can die in the cold embrace of something as sparkly as her beautiful stalker.
stupid level – japan