Let’s be honest, you may love her but you’re going to be dealing with the consequences of someone else decisions. There is no starting from scratch here.

But on a good note, Moms usually already know what they want and there’s no stupid  messing around… she’ll just tell you.

They’re just mushrooms. What is wrong with you? You have a very, very dirty mind! (Which means you’re in good company around here.)

As long as you fit their idea of a good customer, which is apparently thrifty and white.