Is this a nod to St. Patrick’s Day or a misguided attempt to look like Rhianna? Hopefully she’ll hold off on the woman-beating boyfriend for a few years.

Why do you think smartphones are so popular these days?

Flooding in Australia caused a lot of spiders to move away from riverbanks and much further inland, with some of them clumping in residential areas. This is the stuff nightmares are made of. Cross that field, I dare ya.