So, finally Tesco’s is allowing me to pay using the Cryos Sperm Bank payment system, bringing a new definition to the “self service checkout”.

Remember folks - Every Little Helps.

Kay Perry tries to come off as a hard-assed marine in this G.I. Jane inspired music video.

Remember girls, the next time your lover cheats on you, dumps you, or even acts like an ass, get your revenge by cutting your hair off and running away to join the marine core. It’s easier than dealing with it.

Could Fox news have gotten this anymore wrong? Lets skim over the fact that what Fox News calls “Toolooz” is actually “Toulouse” but, there’s also the fact that they don’t know where France is.

The Fox News map shown in the screencap has Toulouse somewhere in the region of the Bucharest, Romania and close the Black Sea, and if I need to point out where it should be on the map then you can just go right back to Fox News.

America, it’s this kind of shit…