Either they ran out of apples, they are at a White Trash party, or these people REALLY need to get out of the woods more.

You wouldn’t think that something as ordinary as peeling an apple could be taken to an art form, but all I can say is, if I tried this they’d be taking me to the ER to reattach a finger or 3.

New way to market fruit? I suspect those won’t feel like the real thing.