Three genius Michiganders wander into a cactus patch and decide to play hacky sack with a Teddy Bear Cholla cactus.

(some sNSFW languge)

This is going to be worse than any super, extra, mouth burning, only for the realest of real men, hot curries you’ve ever had.

Invisible Cactus is a serious Ninja and a major pain in the ass if you sit down without seeing the sign.