Stephen Colbert nails it.

We’re not messing with you. The proof is conclusive. Boing Boing took this map showing passport ownership by state and put it beside this map which shows the prevalence of diabetes by county.

We’re sure that you’ll come to the same amazing conclusion that we did: Instead of worrying about what you eat and your lifestyle, save yourself all the trouble and buy a passport!

Remember folks, prevention is better than cure!

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