Stephen Colbert nails it.
We’re sure that you’ll come to the same amazing conclusion that we did: Instead of worrying about what you eat and your lifestyle, save yourself all the trouble and buy a passport!
Remember folks, prevention is better than cure!
Introducing “Gay Away” the meat substitute that “cures” gayness. Sold at stores frequented by uneducated homophobes everywhere.
Millions of parents worldwide have to suffer the indignity of giving birth to a red-headed bastard. I was lucky enough to only partially exhibit these traits, so my life was spared. Please give generously to find a cure.
Danger – potential cute overload!