Michael Jackson would have paid through the nose for a bath like this back in the day.

Never was a great lie told repeatedly bu so many, unless saying “I’ll be ready in 5 minutes” creates some weird time vortex for the woman in question.

I found this image of a fox getting sprayed by a skunk quite cute, funny and sad all at the same time (what can I say, I’m a complex guy), and you just know the poor fox won’t have any white vinegar and hydrogen peroxide on hand to wash that stuff off.

I guess he’s going to have the nickname stinky for a while.