Some things are simply worth waiting for – no matter how long they take.

You’ve got to be really careful when setting up those illicit liaisons or you never know what will happen:

“Wait I can be Roy too. You can be Roy if you want to… time for a quick reverse directory search and tho print a fake name badge…”

This kid is obviously too old for the stroller that he’s in, so being tired of dragging his ass around the Amusement Park all day, his parents decided to play a little prank on him.

I might have just told him to get his fat ass up and walk for himself, but these parents obviously have a much meaner streak than I.