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Hot Beach Sex

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About the only kind you are going to get.

Hot beach Sex

Internet Hole

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Well, that about says it all really. Turn off your dirty mind it’s just an internet hole, you know, a place to stick your cable in to.

Internet Ethernet Box

It’s The Dogs…

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How fucked up is this? Seriously, kids climbing into a dogs arse? Who designs this shit?

Anyone for a doggie enema?

Wrong Hole!

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What can I say about this video by DJ Lubel, Taryn Southern and Scott Baio? Sometimes you’ve just got to think outside the box :P

Want the lyrics to the song? We’ve got them :)

Wrong Hole Lyrics

I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
I knew i would not need my you porn tonight

We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes…to the ground

We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so extra tight

I hear your cry, i see her frown
I look at the condom, it is all brown

Chorus:
Last Night. oooo
I stuck it in the wrong hole

I’m so sorry, oooo
from the bottom of my soul
….cause i stuck it in the wrong hole

Try some preparation H it’ll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together

Oh baby baby don’t feel defiled
it’s a common accident during doggy, doggy style

It was so dark I couldn’t see so good
I had no idea where i put my wood

I want to make things better want to make things alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I’d rather if she didn’t)

Chorus:

Bridge:

I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess thats why G-d made that hole not for inserting

Tell me how you feel, baby please don’t pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ

Maybe take some advit, your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics

If this was Alabama we would be on trial,
Thats how my mom took my temperature as a child (with a thermometer)

Verse:

I’ve got a confession, and I think you mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind

I don’t know baby, I’m no Sodomite
Can’t we just try it again tonight….?

Alright!

Chorus:
Every night oooo
I stick it in the wrong hole

It’s so much fun,oooo
and we don’t need no birth control

When we stick it in the wrong hole.

I stuck in your ass.

Model falls in hole on runway at Shadang Fashion Show

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That’s just got to hurt!

A badass, sword wielding Shaolin monk does a front flip and breaks a hole in the runway into which fashion model Sarah Welch (a former contestant on the Bachelor) promptly deposits herself. Maybe she forgot to put in her contacts?

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