Sometimes it’s best to bite your tongue and keep your trap shut rather than releasing that wonderfully witty retort.

Barack Obama announced to a gay fund-raising audience that his wife, Michelle, was accused by lesbian TV talk-show host, Ellen Denegeres, of “…not going all the way down” when participating in a push-up contest with the talk-show host when appearing on her show some time back. How can you not love a president who makes sex jokes?

Well almost every time… It depends on how good your singing voice is.