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Not Now

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Never interrupt a child when he’s watching Dora.

Not Now

The Island of Misnamed Toys

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Meet Horny, Nutsack, Crack Rabbit and the other misnamed toys.

My three year old daughter names all of her toys herself. Based on the names she chooses, you would think she was being raised a bewildered hooker. That may in fact be correct.

That Doesn’t Look Like Eeyore. That Looks More Like A…

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Oh c’mon. How could you do that to your child. No wonder the kid looks so unhappy. The child knows that the only part of a donkey it looks like is the bit that dangles between the donkey’s legs.

Eeyore

My Balls Are Big

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Didn’t you know that kids just love to play with balls. They love to play with them all day long.

Kids Plays With His Balls

14-Year-Old Asks Maryland Legislators To Vote No On Gay Marriage For Her Birthday

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The bigotry or indoctrination which must exist within this child’s household is very depressing. I feel sorry for this kid.

Maryland’s Senate Judicial Proceedings Committee heard testimony this afternoon on the marriage equality bill pending there. Among those testifying was a 14-year-old girl named Sarah Crank:

“Today is my 14th birthday and it would be the best birthday present ever if you would vote NO on gay marriage. I really feel bad for the kids who have two parents of the same gender. Even though some kids think it’s fine, they have no idea what kind of wonderful experiences they miss out on. I don’t want more kids to get confused about what’s right and okay. I really don’t want to grow up in a world where marriage isn’t such a special thing anymore.

It’s rather scary to think that when I grow up the legislature or the court can change the definition of any word they want. If they could change the definition of marriage then they could change the definition of any word.

People have the choice to be gay, but I don’t want to be affected by their choice. People say that they were born that way, but I’ve met really nice adults who did change.

So please vote no on gay marriage. Thank you.”

Sarah, who says she is “home-schooled”, then received a boatload of praise for her “very good testimony” from whatever right-wing bigot was shepherding her through the process: “You get an ‘A’.”

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