possum »

Possum Eats a Strawberry

Submissions 0

An adorable possum kicks back and munches a strawberry. Who says possums aren’t cute??

Too Cute: Heidi

Paul O'Flaherty 1

Meet Heidi the cross-eyes Possum for the Leipzig Zoo.  How could you not love that face?

Heidi the Possum

Heidi the Possum

Via.

Man Tries To Revive Dead Possum, Alcohol May Or May Not Have Been Involved

Submissions 3
possum

Hey drunk guy, if you're going to try to rape me can you at least take me out to dinner first? KTHX

Police said a man will be charged with public drunkenness after a witnesses saw him attempting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on a road-killed opossum.

State police said they charged Donald Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, Jefferson County, after they arrived at the scene on Route 36 in Oliver Township around 3 p.m. Thursday.

Trooper Jamie Levier said several witnesses saw Mr. Wolfe near the animal. The trooper said one person saw Mr. Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Trooper Levier said Wolfe was “extremely intoxicated” and “did have his mouth in the area of the animal’s mouth, I guess.”

I’ve had my fair share of blackout drunk stories, but there has never been a situation where I looked at any dead anything and thought to myself, “I just have to put my mouth on it and blow until it comes back to life! Especially if there are police officers around!!”

This man obviously has necrophilia tendencies, but a possum? Really? If you’re going to make out with something dead, wouldn’t you rather bang some really hot vampire or maybe a tied up zombie? Maybe it’s just me. He was probably trying to pull a Roethlisberger and get his (alleged) rape on. I guess that’s how they roll in the Steel City.

Read the original story at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Photo courtesy of nesster @ flickr.

Overheard on Twitter (Via @yvetteferry )

Sara 0

I’ve kissed a few dogs in my time(divorcing one of them now in fact) but I think there are just some things you should think twice before posting, although we both literally laughed out loud at this one…

Ugh, my dog just ate possum poop. I’m devastated. I used to really enjoy kissing him.

Tweeted by @yvetteferry

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox

Join other followers: