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Hey drunk guy, if you're going to try to rape me can you at least take me out to dinner first? KTHX
Police said a man will be charged with public drunkenness after a witnesses saw him attempting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on a road-killed opossum.
State police said they charged Donald Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, Jefferson County, after they arrived at the scene on Route 36 in Oliver Township around 3 p.m. Thursday.
Trooper Jamie Levier said several witnesses saw Mr. Wolfe near the animal. The trooper said one person saw Mr. Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.
Trooper Levier said Wolfe was “extremely intoxicated” and “did have his mouth in the area of the animal’s mouth, I guess.”
I’ve had my fair share of blackout drunk stories, but there has never been a situation where I looked at any dead anything and thought to myself, “I just have to put my mouth on it and blow until it comes back to life! Especially if there are police officers around!!”
This man obviously has necrophilia tendencies, but a possum? Really? If you’re going to make out with something dead, wouldn’t you rather bang some really hot vampire or maybe a tied up zombie? Maybe it’s just me. He was probably trying to pull a Roethlisberger and get his (alleged) rape on. I guess that’s how they roll in the Steel City.
Read the original story at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Photo courtesy of nesster @ flickr.





