Sometimes it’s best to bite your tongue and keep your trap shut rather than releasing that wonderfully witty retort.
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Stolid traditionalism can really lead to the shit hitting the fan.
I don’t know if this story is true or not but, having spent the first 19 years of my life in and around the Glasgow area, I tend to believe that it just might be, given the quick wit and, let’s face it, the alcohol loving tendencies of my people.
