You cringe because at some point in your life you’ve done it too!
Don’t you hate when you get down to the bottom, and it’s like it will NEVER end??
Now you are old enough to know the real story.
Now you can brush that filthy math out of your life while giving your teeth that sparkly white look they deserve.
Who needs minty fresh when your breath can smell like bacon! Give me bacon flavored toothpaste and I’ll brush my teeth so much that they wear away to nothing!