Ah the internet – teaching children how to sneak alcohol into school dances with reckless abandon.

How to put vodka in a sealed water bottle. You can also use iced tea for Captain Morgan! Great for cruises and sporting events.

Making cocktails isn’t some mystical art practices by suave bar staff in underground bunkers in Dubai before being unleashed in swank overpriced pickup joints cocktail bars. We are proud to reveal the true secret to making great cocktails here so that you can do it at home and avoid being roofied by some overpaid clown in an ill-fitting  designer suit with a really tiny penis and mommy issues.

Next time you’re out with someone and they start doing shots, you know exactly what’s going on – they’re lowering their standards, so just go with it, you’re getting laid.