Texas wingnut wants us all to go around saying “Good Heaven” to each other because saying “Hello” is the devils work.

Hello is evil in disguise!

Just how you want to be drinking your coffee after a hard night of alcohol induced explosive toilet moments…

Put some soup in it and it will look just like you’ve been on the big white telephone to God!

The hills are a live with the sound of tampons! Wonder what else you could have the kids make during arts and crafts?