I don’t know why they put a picture of a boy on the packaging, you know this toy will be loved by the ladies more than it will by the guys.

Just looking at it makes me want to shut my eyes in case someone just pops one of them out. Of course, UrlyBits readers would never try this out on a real person, right?

So, middle fingers are a problem, crotches being flashed at the audience, not a problem. Got it.