Who in the heck designed this???
What an amazing coincidence! They are perfect! Except for..oh wait…
Maybe your mom gave the pizza guy an STD or maybe we’re just blaming the messenger? Either way it’s fairly clear that your mom gets around!
I can’t figure out if this is for people that are sleeping in the same bed as multiple women, or if it’s for one woman with a very weird problem!
Probably not, unless you’re a lesbian, vampire mathematician looking to solve the problem of a perpetual food supply.