The Chatham-Kent police service in Ontario decided to rank their criminals by Zodiac sign, and rather unsurprisingly Aries committed the most crimes.

“You can’t really read too much into it,” says Const. Michael Pearce, a police spokesman, who used an Excell spreadsheet to classify the data. “I don’t comment too much on the Zodiac stuff because I don’t want any backlash about it. I am not drawing any conclusions about it.”

I’m waiting for the first politician to suggest we use this as a method to determine who will be a criminal from birth!

They call him “crazy Pat” and after watching him jump his K5 Blazer nearly 70 feet across his front yard, it’s not hard to see why.

If you’ve ever lifted a slab of Guinness Stout you’ll know just how heavy it can be, so, either this shoplifter has the most amazing thigh workout ever or she has some special device set up under her skirt. Either way, this is some seriously talented shoplifting.