1950′s crime was so zany and interesting. Who needs carjacking when you can do something like this?
Damn Homo Sapiens are always trying to ruin and corrupt everything.
Hey you! Yes you… put down those donuts and quit ruining the summer for this guyt
If you want someone to divorce you I’m certain this is one of the quickest and easiest ways to get them to agree.
Mothers be forewarned. I guess it’s all that phallic “sucking on the tip”. I hope this is a hoax and not a real headline.