Surely any surprise you get from chocolate will be a good one, right? I mean, it is chocolate after-all. At the very least it will make mommy or daddy happy

If this kind of theft requires extra neighborhood security, I’m wondering what would happen had it been a jar of Nutella!

I can’t decide if this is one of the most offensive things I’ve seen in ages, or just utterly brilliant on their part. We are talking about it, so I guess if it’s a marketing tactic, it worked!

At least voting isn’t the only thing that the dead can do in Texas

The curls may get the girls, but this (Pubidome) hair transplant therapy may be going a tad to far just to get a piece of ass.

BTW - I tried the URL in the poster, and there is no website there