Ah, the old “new phone” excuse. Yeah, let’s all blame auto-correct when we get found out

Because if they aren’t the rabbits feet… I’ll leave it up to your own dirty imagination to figure out what this British magazine is trying to convey

Okay, enough with the dirty “just the tip jokes”, as this is one tip that any server would be happy to receive.

I was so stoked to get these. The family gave me money, but the little kid handing me these made my day.

It could have been worse…