I don’t care if it’s my birthday. I don’t like this hat, I don’t like the cake and I’m bored!

Either they ran out of apples, they are at a White Trash party, or these people REALLY need to get out of the woods more.

Somebody is in for a treat tonight. I wonder who the lucky person is, or will this be a “forever alone” party.

Poor Timmy, he never ever did get what he wished for.

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