State Rep. Donna Lichtenegger, a Missouri Legislator, has posted a translation guide that characterizes same-sex marriage as “legalized perversion” and a “multicultural community” as a “high-crime area” on her Facebook profile, sharing it with at least two other lawmakers - Rep. Charlie Davis (R-Webb City) and House Majority Leader Tim Jones (R-Eureka).
Fired Up Missouri reports that she also posted it on the page of Rep. Anne Zerr (R-St. Charles).
It’s nice to see such responsible political leadership!
The 31 “translations” on the list are:
California to Texas
- Arsenal of Weapons - Gun Collection
- Delicate Wetlands - Swamp
- Undocumented Worker - Illegal Alien
- Cruelty-Free Materials - Synthetic Fiber
- Assault and Battery - Attitude Adjustment
- Heavily Armed - Well Protected
- Narrow-Minded - Righteous
- Taxes or Your Fair Share - Coerced Theft
- Commonsense Gun Control - Gun Confiscation Plot
- Illegal Hazardous Explosives - Fireworks for Stump Removal
- Nonviable Tissue Mass - Unborn Baby
- Equal Access to Opportunity - Socialism
- Multicultural Community - High Crime Area
- Fairness or Social Progress - Marxism
- Upper Class or “The Rich” - Self-Employed
- Progressive, Change - Big Government Scheme
- Homeless or Disadvantaged - Bums or Welfare Leeches
- Sniper Rifle - Scoped Deer Rifle
- Investment For The Future - Higher Taxes
- Heathcare Reform - Socialized Medicine
- Truants - Homeschoolers
- Victim or Oppressed - Criminal or Lazy Do-For-Nothing
- High Capacity Magazine - Standard Capacity Magazine
- Religious Zealot - Church-Going
- Reintroduced Wolves - Sheep and Deer Killers
- Fair Trade Coffee - Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
- Exploiters or “The Rich” - Employed or Land Owner
- The Gun Lobby - NRA Members
- Assault Weapon Fiscal Stimulus - Semi-Auto (Grandpas’s M1 Carbine)
- Same Sex Marriage - Legalized Perversion
- Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting - Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
