State Rep. Donna Lichtenegger, a Missouri Legislator, has posted a translation guide that characterizes same-sex marriage as “legalized perversion” and a “multicultural community” as a “high-crime area” on her Facebook profile, sharing it with at least two other lawmakers – Rep. Charlie Davis (R-Webb City) and House Majority Leader Tim Jones (R-Eureka).
Fired Up Missouri reports that she also posted it on the page of Rep. Anne Zerr (R-St. Charles).
It’s nice to see such responsible political leadership!
The 31 “translations” on the list are:
California to Texas
- Arsenal of Weapons – Gun Collection
- Delicate Wetlands – Swamp
- Undocumented Worker – Illegal Alien
- Cruelty-Free Materials – Synthetic Fiber
- Assault and Battery – Attitude Adjustment
- Heavily Armed – Well Protected
- Narrow-Minded – Righteous
- Taxes or Your Fair Share – Coerced Theft
- Commonsense Gun Control – Gun Confiscation Plot
- Illegal Hazardous Explosives – Fireworks for Stump Removal
- Nonviable Tissue Mass – Unborn Baby
- Equal Access to Opportunity – Socialism
- Multicultural Community – High Crime Area
- Fairness or Social Progress – Marxism
- Upper Class or “The Rich” – Self-Employed
- Progressive, Change – Big Government Scheme
- Homeless or Disadvantaged – Bums or Welfare Leeches
- Sniper Rifle – Scoped Deer Rifle
- Investment For The Future – Higher Taxes
- Heathcare Reform – Socialized Medicine
- Truants – Homeschoolers
- Victim or Oppressed – Criminal or Lazy Do-For-Nothing
- High Capacity Magazine – Standard Capacity Magazine
- Religious Zealot – Church-Going
- Reintroduced Wolves – Sheep and Deer Killers
- Fair Trade Coffee – Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
- Exploiters or “The Rich” – Employed or Land Owner
- The Gun Lobby – NRA Members
- Assault Weapon Fiscal Stimulus – Semi-Auto (Grandpas’s M1 Carbine)
- Same Sex Marriage – Legalized Perversion
- Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting – Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
