Californian To Texan Translation Guide

Paul O'Flaherty 0

State Rep. Donna Lichtenegger, a Missouri Legislator, has posted a translation guide that characterizes same-sex marriage as “legalized perversion” and a “multicultural community” as a “high-crime area” on her Facebook profile, sharing it with at least two other lawmakers – Rep. Charlie Davis (R-Webb City) and House Majority Leader Tim Jones (R-Eureka).

Fired Up Missouri reports that she also posted it on the page of Rep. Anne Zerr (R-St. Charles).

It’s nice to see such responsible political leadership!

California To Texas Translation Guide

The 31 “translations” on the list are:

California to Texas

  • Arsenal of Weapons – Gun Collection
  • Delicate Wetlands – Swamp
  • Undocumented Worker – Illegal Alien
  • Cruelty-Free Materials – Synthetic Fiber
  • Assault and Battery – Attitude Adjustment
  • Heavily Armed – Well Protected
  • Narrow-Minded – Righteous
  • Taxes or Your Fair Share – Coerced Theft
  • Commonsense Gun Control – Gun Confiscation Plot
  • Illegal Hazardous Explosives – Fireworks for Stump Removal
  • Nonviable Tissue Mass – Unborn Baby
  • Equal Access to Opportunity – Socialism
  • Multicultural Community – High Crime Area
  • Fairness or Social Progress – Marxism
  • Upper Class or “The Rich” – Self-Employed
  • Progressive, Change – Big Government Scheme
  • Homeless or Disadvantaged – Bums or Welfare Leeches
  • Sniper Rifle – Scoped Deer Rifle
  • Investment For The Future – Higher Taxes
  • Heathcare Reform – Socialized Medicine
  • Truants – Homeschoolers
  • Victim or Oppressed – Criminal or Lazy Do-For-Nothing
  • High Capacity Magazine – Standard Capacity Magazine
  • Religious Zealot – Church-Going
  • Reintroduced Wolves – Sheep and Deer Killers
  • Fair Trade Coffee – Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
  • Exploiters or “The Rich” – Employed or Land Owner
  • The Gun Lobby – NRA Members
  • Assault Weapon Fiscal Stimulus – Semi-Auto (Grandpas’s M1 Carbine)
  • Same Sex Marriage – Legalized Perversion
  • Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting – Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

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