Surely any surprise you get from chocolate will be a good one, right? I mean, it is chocolate after-all. At the very least it will make mommy or daddy happy

You know how some songs are simply awesome, but then they’re overplayed on the radio so much that they become annoying? Yeah, I know you know that feeling, and so does guitarist Chad Neidt. This is the result of that annoyance…

If this kind of theft requires extra neighborhood security, I’m wondering what would happen had it been a jar of Nutella!

I can’t decide if this is one of the most offensive things I’ve seen in ages, or just utterly brilliant on their part. We are talking about it, so I guess if it’s a marketing tactic, it worked!

At least voting isn’t the only thing that the dead can do in Texas