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We’ve had plastic surgery! Dailyshite has undergone an epic facelift because advertisers and other sites we deal with couldn’t see beyond our most prominent feature… obviously the ‘shite’ in the old name. So two bottles of Jack to numb the pain, and some unwise horseplay involving a scalpel later, we woke up in a dark alley with our pants around our ankles and a brand new face!
Dailyshite is now UrlyBits.com, somewhat better looking, and more attractive, but still with the same bad attitude and slutty tendencies!
If you’d like to stay friends with the only kids on the block who go permanently without supervision, be sure to update your bookmarks, and follow us on the brand new sparkly Facebook page. (And don’t forget to tell your friends, just in case they don’t recognize us!)
We had a great time finding content to keep you amused throughout 2010. While we have our own list of favorites, these are the posts that were most viewed by you guys this year. In case you missed any, here are the top 10 posts by view in the past year. Roll on 2011! 
10. Throw your cat across the room 
While we here at Daily Shite have never advocated animal cruelty apparently you lot loved the idea of chucking your cat across the room enough to make this the 10th most popular post this year!
9. If Chairs Could Talk This Sucker Would Be Screaming
We’re not sure if she was hiding a number of small children in there like some sort of a weird mother kangaroo or if she really had that much junk in the trunk. All we do know is that enough of you liked that ass enough in order to make it this years 9th most viewed post.
8. Schoolboy gets stripper action in school
Some schoolboys have all the luck apparently and this titillating newspaper story got enough peoples temperature and envy rising to propel it into 8th place.
Did you know that Spongebob square pants is a serious drug user even when he’s entertaining your children in his animated TV adventures? Enough of you used this chart to identify what drugs he was on in order to drive the post to 7th place.
Bill Gates (Microsoft) and Steve Jobs (Apple) have provided us with a lot of entertainment this year, but none of their antics have proved as popular as this one.
5. Why Men Should Not Write Advice Columns
Looking for relationship advice or searching for insight about emotional issues? This woman took the chance of reaching out to this columnist and you guys had a lot to say about whether his advice was on the money or not!
The origins of the universe may well have been our most hotly discussed post. From creationists to atheists, everybody had something to say , while we here at DS just thought it was a good laugh. Never underestimate the power of religion to cause laughter and division.
3. Awesome Prank – You Evil Bastard
We’re not sure what it is about watching other people in pain but as long as it’s not us receiving a blow to the family jewels we can all have a good chuckle right? Well, you liked seeing this poor bastard getting hit in the nuts enough to make it the 3rd most viewed post of 2010.
2. Justin Long Trolls A Teen For Two Months On iPhone Chat
Justin Long appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live and told the tale of how he trolled some poor teen on iPhone Chat for well over two months. We had to salute him for his epic dedication to the art of trolling and DS fans agreed, propelling Justin and his iPhone to number 2 for 2010.
The most viewed post of 2010 only served to confirm our belief that everyone on the planet adores M&M’s and that we are all on an epic lifelong quest to find the perfect one.
