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Need Assault Rifle Accessories?

Need Assault Rifle Accessories?

Like it or not, the best Assault Rifle accessory is still common sense.

Amy Myers - The 10th Grader Who Challenged Michele Bachmann To A Debate

Amy Myers - The 10th Grader Who Challenged Michele Bachmann To A Debate

Amy Myers is a 16-year-old sophomore at Cherry Hill High School East in New Jersey and she has a bone to Michele Bachmann. Myers says she has nothing personal against Bachmann — she just thinks her ceaseless stream of gaffes and inaccurate statements are an embarrassment to all women with political ambitions. “It took until [...]

Star Trek Terrorists Killed Bin Laden - According To German TV

Star Trek Terrorists Killed Bin Laden - According To German TV

Perhaps we can forgive the Germans their over enthusiasm when they sent someone to search for a U.S. Navy’s SEAL Team Six logo. What everybody failed to notice was that the logo they ran was in fact for the Maquis, a bunch of 24th century Star Trek terrorists. The folks at TrekMovie.com who broke this story even persuaded [...]

Sheep Gives Birth to a Dog

Sheep Gives Birth to a Dog

I can just imagine what Paul would think of this- a companion by day, sex toy by night! A sheep gave birth to a dog on a farm in China, claims its owner Liu Naiying, who has had people flocking to see the woolly ‘lamb-puppy’. Liu says he came across the lamb-dog in one of [...]

Sarah Palin Has Blood On Her Hands

Sarah Palin Has Blood On Her Hands

Sarah Palin has blood on her hands.  Her political action committee drew cross-hairs over democrats, including Gabrielle Giffords and the image below has since been removed from her website. The image clearly targets 20 politicians using cross hairs although Palin has since tried to refute that they are cross-hairs. Except that it’s a bit hard to refute when [...]

Election Day

Election Day

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.  ~Bill Vaughan

So Much More Than Just A Governor. Or a Rectum.

So Much More Than Just A Governor. Or a Rectum.

Makes me wonder about the collective IQ of the adults at the Learning Center.  I also wish they hadn’t cut short that next item about the kitten and its rectum. . . . .

Man Can I Ever Relate

Man Can I Ever Relate

How many of you out there wish you had the nerve to do the same thing. High Five there bud .. high five. via The Big Caption

Worry Not, Copenhagen. Metallica’s Vocalist Sucks Just as Bad.

Worry Not, Copenhagen.  Metallica’s Vocalist Sucks Just as Bad.

Apparently, one poor Dutch bastard has been reviled for not knowing the words to Metallica’s “Seek and Destroy.” During their July 2009 show, Metallica’s rhythm guitar and vocalist, James Hetfield, shoved the mic in front of an overeager fan, who rather clearly screamed, “I WANTA DA BACON!” at 1:54. But in defense of the aforementioned [...]

Must Play: First Person Tetris

Must Play: First Person Tetris

This game is great if you have a hangover or are prone to seizures.  Instead of the block rotating, the screen rotates.  I made it to 32 lines and puked on my keyboard three times.  Can you beat my score? Play here:    http://www.firstpersontetris.com/