Everyone knows how tough Chuck Norris is, but the New York Post ran this bit letting us know why the 4th President of Russia may just beat him in a fight!

When Chuck Norris is playing Chuck Norris you know the bad guys are in trouble.

In a recorded call to voters in Alabama and Mississippi, Chuck Norris explains how Speaker Newt Gingrich would beat President Obama in a “head to head” combat this Fall.

Who knows how many people have taken Chuck Norris’s place over the decades?

Damn you Lucas… I can’t take any more of these changes!