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Worst Hoverhand Ever!

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While we’ve previously demonstrated that Summer Glau may be the ultimate virginity detector, I think this cardboard cut-out of Scarlett Johansson (as Black Widow from The Avengers) may give her a run for her money.

Worst Hoverhand Ever

Summer Glau Is A Virginity Detector

Paul O'Flaherty 3

Everyone’s favorite Terminator (The Sara Connor Chronicles) and assassin nut job (Firelfy), Summer Glau comes equipped with her very own virginity detector.

All she has to do is pose for a photo with them. All virgins will be unable to put their touch Summer with their hands due to her incredibly strong virgin repulsion field (must be a Terminator thing!).


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