You were expecting Caesar.  So Was I.

Eighty Yen for a rough sausage?  I’m asking for sixty as long as quality isn’t an issue.

Ah Yeah!  Just got a raise to $7.63 an hour!  Time to celebrate.

Thanks to Carlos for the submission!

I can only guess they recommend a laxative as an appetizer.

I wonder if it’s the same whore dust Paris Hilton rolled in?

Via Engrish Funny .