See!  If we work together……

Religion is a bitch of a thing! There are so many it’s almost impossible to determine which one is best for you! Which one will net you the most virgins? Which won’t damn you to an eternity in hell for that issue of playboy you hide under your mattress? Which ones allow gambling? It’s such a chore, but thankfully there is this handy flowchart to make it all easy….

Via Holy Taco