Everything you need to keep baby safe and yourself sane as they grow up. Right?

Zombie killing aficionados at Moss Pawn have created the ultimate piece of zombie killing hardware by fully tricking out an AR-15 assault rifle. This 23 pound beast sports 3 lasers, 4 flashlights, and nine 30 round magazines (270 rounds of ammo) to make sure you don’t run out of ammo while facing off against a horde of hungry walkers.

Here’s the AR-15 in action on the range:

This hand-carved, .45 caliber Flintlock banana pistol looks so good that it could almost shoot. I wonder how much time went into making this and did they eat their masterpiece afterwards?