I always knew that if it existed then getting into heaven would be difficult but I never imagined it being this difficult.

Back in 2010 Jesus Christ did indeed return as prophecised, but unfortunately his message was lost to the world due to being on detention and the drugs the psychiatrist prescribed after he/she continued to tell everyone who he/she really was.

Not to put to fine a point on it, but if you do this, then you should probably be taken out back and nailed to a cross.