This was supposedly found pinned to the bulletin board of an apartment communal laundry room. If the guy is only getting laid once a year, he might want to re-think the whole whale bit, I doubt it’s helping his case.

And if there’s not a different pillow available then I’ll just do without thanks…

Looks more like she’s raising a future “water sports” porn star than doing any changing.

Clearly this couple only screwed in dark, lights off and curtains closed.

That amazing beverage you loved as a kid, now with special ingredients added for more grownup tastes! Wish I knew where to find this!