Technically true, and fabulous when combined with the Irish excuse of ‘I only had one, I’m just not saying how big the glass was!’
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Well, it’s ever lasting as long as you keep him drunk…
It’s just a shame they don’t work on you, however they do have a positive effect on everybody else that you meet.
The essentials for surviving all the wounds that life throws at you.
Considered yourself duly educated on the physiological effects of alcohol, now, like every other class you’ve ever take, go forth and completely forget or ignore everything you’ve learned.