Technically true, and fabulous when combined with the Irish excuse of ‘I only had one, Iâ€™m just not saying how big the glass was!â€™
Well, itâ€™s ever lasting as long as you keep him drunk…
Itâ€™s just a shame they donâ€™t work on you, however they do have aÂ positiveÂ effect on everybody else that you meet.
The essentials for surviving all the wounds that life throws at you.
Considered yourself duly educated on the physiological effects of alcohol, now, like every other class youâ€™ve ever take, go forth and completely forget or ignore everything youâ€™ve learned.