Baby has discovered that her favorite drink is available in pints!! You know exactly what awesome path her life is going to take

The only problem is that I may never be able to successfully send a message again!

Because nothing should ever keep a man from his beer and you’ve already mastered the chainsaw technique.

And I don’t mean opening it with some stationary part, I mean opening it with the running saw blade!

Those family car stickers are the most obnoxious fad to hit in ages, but this is a great take on it.