I hope we don’t have to resort to these measures when Malcolm moves on to solids.

Let face it - the truth is that hot people can get away with anything…

I’ve wanted to shave my head for years but Sara won’t let me. I guess I’ll try growing a beehive and see how that works.

A “who did it” mystery for our readers, and an example of extremely classy parenting. Might also be a case for not letting kids make their own YouTube videos…

So, who did it?

The News-Times knows what’s worth celebrating. Right?