I think somebody got the wrong impression from the product description.

Because if it’s not for batteries you can be sure it’s been filled with a fleshlight and been put to nefarious use.

Which of these adorable Pomeranian toys is the odd one out?

I’m not sure that’s supposed to be there. I’m really, really hoping it’s in the wrong section.

Now we know why she waited for the great big hairy animal instead of going after the village boys. She needed someone who would accept her for what she is, and who is more likely to accept her than somebody equally different.