Canteloupe is a two-year-old Italian Greyhound with a fondness for swiping things from her owners desk. The owners roommate was curious as to how the hound was pulling off it’s pilfering exploits so set up a camera to find out.
You could walk out of the bedroom for a minute and something else would disappear. It didn’t matter what it was, she’d take it the second you shut the door. It’s almost like magic. It got me wondering how exactly she gets up there and how she chooses what she steals, so I decided to start filming! I left the camera on a tripod pointed at the desk and a week later these are my results of Cantaloupe’s exploits.
People like this seriously deserve to be locked away and have their right to reproduce revoked as this kind of idiocy has to be damaging the gene pool.
Last month, 20-year-old Michael Baker of Jenkens, Kentucky, thought he’d get his jollies stealing gasoline from a police car. He and his girlfriend thought it was such a riot that she snapped a photo of him posing, siphoning gas and giving the finger.
Baker then posted the picture to Facebook where it, as expected, did the rounds eventually making it’s way into police hands, resulting in his arrest.
The photo has since been taken down, but Baker’s Facebook page is still up. On his wall, he told a friend, “yea lol i went too jail over facebook.”
