Californian To Texan Translation Guide

Paul O'Flaherty 0

State Rep. Donna Lichtenegger, a Missouri Legislator, has posted a translation guide that characterizes same-sex marriage as “legalized perversion” and a “multicultural community” as a “high-crime area” on her Facebook profile, sharing it with at least two other lawmakers - Rep. Charlie Davis (R-Webb City) and House Majority Leader Tim Jones (R-Eureka).

Fired Up Missouri reports that she also posted it on the page of Rep. Anne Zerr (R-St. Charles).

It’s nice to see such responsible political leadership!

The 31 “translations” on the list are:

California to Texas

  • Arsenal of Weapons - Gun Collection
  • Delicate Wetlands - Swamp
  • Undocumented Worker - Illegal Alien
  • Cruelty-Free Materials - Synthetic Fiber
  • Assault and Battery - Attitude Adjustment
  • Heavily Armed - Well Protected
  • Narrow-Minded - Righteous
  • Taxes or Your Fair Share - Coerced Theft
  • Commonsense Gun Control - Gun Confiscation Plot
  • Illegal Hazardous Explosives - Fireworks for Stump Removal
  • Nonviable Tissue Mass - Unborn Baby
  • Equal Access to Opportunity - Socialism
  • Multicultural Community - High Crime Area
  • Fairness or Social Progress - Marxism
  • Upper Class or “The Rich” - Self-Employed
  • Progressive, Change - Big Government Scheme
  • Homeless or Disadvantaged - Bums or Welfare Leeches
  • Sniper Rifle - Scoped Deer Rifle
  • Investment For The Future - Higher Taxes
  • Heathcare Reform - Socialized Medicine
  • Truants - Homeschoolers
  • Victim or Oppressed - Criminal or Lazy Do-For-Nothing
  • High Capacity Magazine - Standard Capacity Magazine
  • Religious Zealot - Church-Going
  • Reintroduced Wolves - Sheep and Deer Killers
  • Fair Trade Coffee - Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
  • Exploiters or “The Rich” - Employed or Land Owner
  • The Gun Lobby - NRA Members
  • Assault Weapon Fiscal Stimulus - Semi-Auto (Grandpas’s M1 Carbine)
  • Same Sex Marriage - Legalized Perversion
  • Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting - Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

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