See, this says it all!
Tag Archive for stealing
Brilliant!
Does someone always steal the excellent sandwich that your wife/girlfriend made for you? Introducing the anti-theft lunch bag.
Urban Tag.
1) Pretend to steal stuff. 2) Wait for security guards to arrive. 3) Run circles around their stupid asses, knowing full well that you’re completely innocent of everything… besides making them look like idiots. I bring you the following, straight out of Finland.
Why Criminals Shouldn't Watch Television
Lesson #1, if you are going to steal, make it count. Lesson #2, don’t use ‘Cops’ as a study guide. We know it’s complicated, folks, but try to stay with us: Just because the occasional naked crackhead on Cops doesn’t get arrested, that doesn’t mean that being naked somehow renders you above the law. That, [...]