I didn’t know Subway’s hiring standards were so high these days.
Ladies, try this one on your husband next time he pulls the ‘Make me a sammich!’ line!
Most guys would have said 2 things, but us womenfolk don’t need math so much in the kitchen anyways.
I wonder if Fat Bastard was involved in this…
Get them straight. Sandwich then stop, drop, and roll.
If he tells you to go make him a sammich..do it!
Couple this with the sperm retrieval machine we posted about earlier today and life would be almost perfect. Via.
“Now, honey, all that is important in life is looking good, cooking well, and understanding the fine art of giving blow jobs and sandwich making”.
Sandwich making is very, very serious business. You have been warned.
Does someone always steal the excellent sandwich that your wife/girlfriend made for you? Introducing the anti-theft lunch bag.