I want to grow up to be this kid Last night, after I thought all of the trick-or-treaters were gone, a boy of about 14 years of age came to my house. He was dressed all in red. Instead of saying ‘trick-or-treat’, he said ‘I’m your period, sorry I’m late.’ He got my last jumbo [...]
Today, I arrived home to find my sister screaming at our dog. Apparently, the dog had completely destroyed her ‘Twilight’ book. The dogs name is Buffy. I laughed at the irony. MLIA Via My Life is Average
Ran across this in the feed reader this morning. Although the story itself is a joke, I suspect many a woman would agree anyways A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her [...]
It’s a great way to be environmentally conscious and get off, all at the same time! You recycle your other used electronics, so why not recycle your unwanted sex toys, too? Dreamscapes, LLC is providing an incentive for consumers to do just that. As long as they wash them really, really well first. Here’s how [...]
Sometimes I wish I had friends this dumb just so I could get entertaining text messages like this… (434): question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically. From Texts From Last [...]
Via Texts From Last Night (TFLN): (541): my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
A quick and easy way to go from a simple speeding ticket to criminal impersonation- a felony in most states. MOUNT CARMEL, Tenn. — Police in northeast Tennessee say Scott Gibson isn’t the deputy director of the Central Intelligence Agency and he’d have to pay his speeding fine even if he were. On June 29, [...]
Best story I’ve read in ages- man gets revenge on one of those mothers who refuses to control her kids. Story from Bash.org. #777977 +(11124)- [X] Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know [...]
This guy loves bunnies!We couldn’t make this shit up if we tried. A fictional candidate pledging to replace the German eagle with a national bunny emblem wins 18% support in a pre-election poll. From BBC World: A fictional candidate “campaigning” for Germany’s parliamentary elections next month would win 18% of the votes if he stood, [...]
I get that they are referring to the conspiracy theorists who claim she was killed and then the wreck was a cover-up, but this strikes me as both a WTF?! and a serious headline FAIL.