I like the night-life but I don't like to boogie. I live in a home with a weird lady and 4 munchkins. They're mooching off me. I wear an ankle monitor. Not because I have to, but because it looks cool and it's a great conversation starter and makes me look like a bad-ass.
Twitter: @paulouize
Probably will be bought by the White House and for anyone needing to dispose of bodies quickly…
My evening is complete! Everything is better with bacon.
In case you haven’t heard it yet, the new not-so-safe-for-kids book that has turned into a best-seller for adults. A 5-minute listen WELL worth the time.
I really wish I had one of these as a kid!
This kid really knows how to deliver a killer speech that will make anybody want to get on their bike and ride!